My first day  awake as an animal after Hibernating

My preferred animal would be a grizzly bear for no reason whatsoever, first thing I do, is exercise those huge muscles because they've been dormant for a couple of months and they cannot fully function. After my muscles are all stretched and are ready to work I will immediately go and look for food because I've depleted all my winter food and the exercise I just did worsened it by 1000 times, my favourite food is fish by the way. After I get a meal equivalent to 3 months worth of food I quickly go looking for my pack so I can have a play fight with my buddies and see whether I still have that killer instincts in me I had 3 months back. That practically sums up my first day awake after my hibernation. till next year come before I have this wonderful experience again.

April fools day

Last year when I was in 10th grade, my friends told me that school was cancelled on that day due to a strike or something like that. So I convinced my parents into me skipping school that day, I invited to come over but they said they all have something to do they will come over after 3 that was when school normally ended but I didn't notice I was too caught up into the fact that there wasn't school. So by 4pm my parents got a call from the head of the school and asked why I missed school and they were confused they thought there wasn't school and I got into so much trouble that day. I felt like killing my friends and I promised to get them back one day and I never did.